my name is bill and i'm a headcase: Archive

October 2011

So I kinda thought that even if my drinking self couldn’t converse well with French people, we’d all speak the same language… the language being wine.

Turns out they do speak wine.

But they also speak French.

After about 5 drinks, I had to go home cause everyone started to sound like Joey Tribbiani.

Oct 31, 2011

#je tuh ploo plee #this has been a cool story bro

“Rad.” —Adam Scott (via queen-poehler)

Oct 31, 201128 notes

#the first thing he tweets in forever #and it's rad #three times

Oct 31, 201131 notes

#adam scott #ugh

Oct 31, 2011134 notes

Oct 30, 2011178 notes

#ben the jerk #who wants to kill people with machetes

My shirt says “Get the toys, then beat the boys.” I was such a little Leslie Knope :’)

Oct 30, 20112 notes

#bb pictures

Oct 30, 20117,904 notes

#megan mullally #Nick Offerman #party down #crying lolol

Oct 30, 20111,267 notes

#Aubrey Plaza #i feel like there is a pattern with celebrities i like

Oct 30, 201142 notes

#adam scott #caleb sinclaire #the vicious kind

Oct 30, 2011101 notes

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #walter white #lol

“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when the wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.” —

William Shakespeare (via lifesomeday)

…. except Shakespeare didn’t say this haha. It doesn’t sound anything like Shakespeare. Were there even umbrellas in 1600s England?

Oct 30, 20111,405 notes

#lol #not shakespeare #english and american literature major out

Oct 30, 2011

#books #i miss my books

Oct 30, 2011558 notes

#Rashida Jones #Aziz Ansari #adorable costars

Oct 30, 201129 notes

#lmao #hi michael schur #mose schrute

Today someone asked me for directions, and I got so flustered that I forgot how to conjugate “aller”. I did manage to point him in the right direction though.

Progress~

Oct 30, 20111 note

#french is hard #being brave~ is also hard

Oct 30, 2011335 notes

#april ludgate #ben wyatt #the siblings dwyer/wyatt and wyatt/ludgate are my new favorite

Oct 29, 2011221 notes

#robert pattinson #cutie

Oct 29, 201145 notes

#sutton foster #bret mackenzie #flight of the conchords #bret you got it going on

Oct 29, 201128 notes

#It's always sunny

Oct 29, 2011193 notes

#lizzy caplan #i love her