May 2011
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
@americnxidiot, this defines our relationship.
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Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for President as a Republican, which is surprising, since I assumed he was running as a joke.
Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic, because a fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head.
If you’re at the Washington Post table with Trump, and you can’t finish your entree, don’t worry — the fox will eat it.
…Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great President. Of course, he said the same thing about an old, rusty bird cage he found.
Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president.
Donald Trump said recently he had a ‘great relationship with the blacks.’ Though unless ‘the Blacks’ are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.
” —SETH MEYERS, at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (via inothernews)April 2011
Pres. Obama is officially releasing a copy of his Certificate of Live Birth for the second time today. In related news, bigots are frantically looking for a new way to say they don't want an African-American to be President.
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Totally Fucked
Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast)
I’m in a Spring Awakening mood.
