@nickthune: Picnic with @rejectedjokes #tbt

(Source: henry-pollard, via buttwyatt)

Ben Schwartz:  Terrible episode of Quantum Leap.

(Source: unignorable, via comedy-nerd)

Michael C. Hall: I’m sorry, is that another bad reference [one that nobody will get]?
Ben Schwartz: They’re TERRIBLE references! I say you just skip to something like…

(Source: slacktides, via benwyattandcondescendingturtles)

@jakehurwitz: This is how Amir and Ben “@rejectedjokes” Schwartz write.

(via leslieknope-deactivated20121011)

How To Grill Sausages by Ben Schwartz (x)

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@rejectedjokes: Snowpants show tonight- Ken Marino, Adam Scott, Adam Pally, Gil Ozeri, Thomas Middleditch, me (x)

shouldabootymeetabooty:

“Thinking about how to tell Pooh that he spells honey incorrectly.”

(Source: bonathaniver)

stillscape:

ballroompink:

littleloverssopolite:

omg

Jean-Ralphio & Shauna Malwae-Tweep went to Disneyland. Together.

I ship this.

(Source: apoehlergize, via slapmymind)

@rejectedjokes: Hot Sauce returns to the Del Close Marathon for the first time in 3 years- Saturday, 9PM at SVA stages

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